What is with inaccurate follower counts? On many of my subtumblrs it shows a higher count of followers than avatars shown? (I like to imagine it is admiring staff who have some special hide follow feature)
Also, what’s with ghost likes? I will see 4 or five likes on a post, and it will have no drop down of avatars listed.
What about being followed by the nameless profile avatar? Is that David? 
Tumblr have you created a secret layer of observers?
Why can’t I have more bacon?*
Where does the poo go?**
(* reference to film “The Island” 2005 with Ewan McGregor & Scarjo)
(** reference to the film “Envy” 2004 with Jack Black & Ben Stiller )
